Working the trauma service can be feast or famine.  Gunshot wounds, stabbings, auto accidents; their arrival at the hospital is sporadic and unpredictable.  The ambulances are either coming so fast, dropping the latest shattered body off; or you are insufferably bored.  Sometimes it depends on the day of the week, the time of day, the season of the year.  We joke it depends on the phase of the moon.  It is odd depending on random……